May 2013
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
“Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.”
– Chinese Proverb (via leviathanrose)
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
sorryforpartybarackin:
i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
why the hell do guys expect so much from us like they want us to have a flat stomach, big ass, big boobs, pretty face, and a perfect personality while some of these guys look like fucking apes bye
